Hn.. I'll give ya lessons... >_>... <_<... ::twitch::

BOOM!!!

Rebel Lessons

L #1: Don't be a selfish bitch... <-- seriously!
L #2: Don't cry; scream!!! <-- weird one, it works
L #3: Always remember who you are.. and kick some ass!! <-- if you're going to, be merciful please? O_o;
L #4: Don't kiss me until I kiss you! < -- I mean it..
L #5: If a friend is drowning in problems, help them... <-- this one's probably my biggest one; hence I made it bold o.O
L #6: Don't lie, cheat, or steal! Unless you're Eddie Gurrerro... o_O;; X3 <-- don't do it... <.<
L #7: Never give up, never surrender!!! another big one; very serious..

More to come!! Why? Because right now, I'm eating.. ::eats pasta with meat sauce::

Real name: Jonathon Valdez
... Goes by: Jo, Jo-Jo, Jon, Jonny, NOT Jo-boy O_X;
Age: 17; junior, 11th grade
Height: 5'8 1/2"
Weight: 158lbs (not skinny-ass nor tubby; well built...)
Blood type: ... AB-... o_o;
Hobbies: Shit; must I review this? >3 fine.. DDR standard/heavy (never light), multi-tasking, piano-playing, 2nd tenor singer, journalism, writer, Poe-freak, photography, acting, roleplaying, and so much more shizz! >D
Occupation: I'm just a student right now.. O_o;
Weapon of choice: "Entwine Blade" a two-handed handle that when a button is pushed upon it draws out two blades from each end, can be tooken apart and made into two seperate swords ::likes it better snapped together though:: X3
Hair color: Black, short, spiked; I like it like that!!
Eye color: Brown, like chocolate.. o.o
Strength element: Wind
Weakness element: Poison

Sincerly, Jo... ::waves:: have a nice day!